Some people say that swearing is the sign of a limited vocabulary. I say they are fucking douchebags!
Let me tell you this: swearing is not just useful but it is also very deep. It is a form of cultural expression, freedom of speech and creative art.
Yes it can be offensive, dangerous, and even hurtful but most of the time it is also fucking hysterical! And if you don’t agree with me, then you dumb asswipes know nothing of it.
So in order to celebrate this disgusting, entertaining and creative human gift, I present you a short guide to the best swear words in every language.
This is for all the douchebags. Enjoy, motherfuckers!!
Siug aan my aambeie en wag vir beter dae!: “Suck on my hemorrhoids and wait for better days!”
طيزك حمراء (Teezak hamra): Literally “Your butt is red!”, meaning “you’re a dumbass.”
Кон да ти го натресе (Kon da ti go natrese): - “Get fucked by a horse!”
金魚佬 (Gam yu lou): Literally “Goldfish man,” pervert, an old man who woos children with bags of pet goldfish.
Idi u pičku materinu!: “Go back inside your mother’s pussy!”
“Vykuř mi”: “Smoke my cock!”
American - Douchebag!
British - Bell-end!: “Glans!”
Je te pisse à la raie!: “I piss on your butt crack!”
Du bist ein arschgeficktes suppenhuhn!: “You are a chicken that got fucked in the ass!”
Θα μου κλάσεις τα αρχίδια (Na mou klaseis ta’rxidia): Literally “Fart on my balls!”, meaning, “You’re powerless and ineffective.”
שמתי על זה קצוץ! (Samti `al ze katzutz!): Literally “I put my circumcised one on it!”, meaning “I don’t give a fuck!”
الو کا پٹھا (Uloo Ka Pata): “Son of an owl!” (In the Indian subcontinent, owls are considered lazy and stupid.)
Kutya faszát!: “Dog dick!”
Hoppaðu upp í rassgatið á þér: “Hop up your own ass!”
Go mbeire an diabhal thú: “May the devil choke you!”
Vaffanculo!: Literally “Go do an ass!”, meaning, “Fuck you!”
豆腐の角に頭をぶつけて死ね (Tofu no kado ni atama wo butsukete shine): “Hit your head on a corner of tofu and die!”
씨발놈 개쌔끼 (Shibbal-nom geseki): “Fuck you, you son of a bitch!”
肏你祖宗十八代 (Tsao Ni Zhu Zhong Shi Ba Dai): “Fuck all your family 18 generations past!”
Casa do caralho: “House of the dick!” Used to curse a specific place.
Uscamias chilotii pe crucea matii!: “I would dry my dirty underwear on your mother’s crucifix!”
пошел на хуй (Poshol na khui): “Go ride a dick!”
Me cago en la leche!: “I shit in the milk!”
Skitstövel!: “Shit-boot!”, basically, “asshole!”
Spierdalaj!: “Get the fuck away!”
Ağzına sıçarım: “I’ll shit in your mouth!”
Gay kocken offen yom!: “Go shit in the ocean!”